Arbitrary Madness. Artistic Exploration. Dope Things.
I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of cuffing season. Mostly because it’s forsaken me the past few years. When the air gets brisk, my mind entertains thoughts of holidays with bae and getting dumped after New Year’s (definitely before February 14th). Yet nothing happens. My DMs stay dry, my legs stay cold, and IContinue Reading “Cuffing Season: 2017 Edition.”
I don’t remember most things about high school. I don’t remember who I sat with at lunch, what grade I was in when I dissected an animal, or half the songs I sang in show choir. I also don’t remember if the story I’m about to tell you is from junior or senior high school.Continue Reading “Lil Jon and the class clown.”
I have two dogs who are like Abbott and Costello. One’s taller and skinner, the other is shorter and chubbier. Both are hilarious. Cleo, my Doberman, only eats when someone’s around to keep her company. I try to feed her before I start my bathroom routine in the am, because otherwise she’s following me aroundContinue Reading “Gorilla Zoë.”
Ever since I read an article about the negative effects of getting less than eight hours of sleep, I’ve been keenly aware of how ugly and unproductive I am when I stay up an extra hour (or three). The pictures in this article of a lady after six hours of sleep were just horrific, andContinue Reading “Sleep deprivation.”
Flat tummy tea is the funniest shit ever. No pun intended. Once, someone who will not be named — we’ll call her Sasha — told me an interesting story. One day she decided to eat vegetables and then accidentally downed two flat tummy teas. Bad idea. Later that day Sasha found herself in a situationContinue Reading “Flat tummy tea.”
I made a vision board and right away there’s one thing I think you need to know. It took me more than eight fucking hours. Maybe I’m more picky and indecisive than others, but my cousin had the same problem. We were both flipping through magazines like, “hmm…where is what I need?” Magazines don’t haveContinue Reading “Vision board.”
The funniest moment I’ve ever had with my brother. We were at his house talking with the TV in the background when One Punch Man caught our attention. If you’re not familiar, One Punch Man is a show about a man who can pulverize his opponents with just one punch. In fact, he’s so good it boresContinue Reading “One punch man.”
I’ve been on this apple kick where I slice an apple first thing in the morning. Every day, at 5:15 am, I slice and eat an apple. When the apples ran out I decided to try some of the apple sauce in the fridge. Super win. It was this Mott’s Natural Applesauce that was just everythingContinue Reading “A tale of two applesauces.”
Have you heard Jidenna’s song “Bambi”? It’s one of those songs you have to listen to a few times before you really appreciate it. At first you’re like “WTF?” and then you’re crooning like an old school playa from the himalayas. But I digress. I was listening to this song for the bazillionth time todayContinue Reading “Bambi.”
